Chewbacca DBette

you do the math

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Beware...douche bags come in pairs!

For those of you whom have limited experience with DB's, it is imperative  that you are aware of the fact that they often times travel together.  Sometimes they can found in packs of up to 500, in DB meccas such as Palais M and Maison Blanche... fortunately for these two girls or rather victims of douchebaggery these two DBs came without the rest of their entourage.  I wonder if they know that poking girls is not conducive to getting laid, or a phone number for that matter.   

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DBs come in all different flavors.

This DB's flavor is rancid poser.. yummmmy.

Paris is know for Hipster chic/geek fashion.  But Hipster Gangster?  It just doesn't sound right.  Sorry buddy.  Not only are you too clean shaven for your hipster hat, but your attempt to be gangster leaves us all with a foul taste in our mouth.  Not to add insult to injury but I couldn't help but notice your attempting to make a " west side" hand sign... Take a look at the dashboard inside your 73 pimp rocket Cadillac, and you will see that you're on THE EAST SIDE. Get it right DB.

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Our First DBette !!

Yes, females can be Douche Bags too.. And here is why.

No real explanation needed.  Just look at her face.   And as stressful as it is to do so, know that anyone, male or female who tries that hard to impress their friends..( Drinking out of Handles of Vodka, whilst potentially being sodomized...  just got that impression from the facial expression)  deserves the DB title.  Unfortunately for this little DBette her so called " friends" or rather the guy thats yelling in the background is just trying to get her sloshed so he can put a burlap sack over her face and have his way with her. :(

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DB's often try to impersonate Derek Zoolander, their DIETY ( Diete)

Derek Zoolander's quotes explain the essence of the DB.

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful, I think.

... The pursed lips, accompanied by the comb backed golden locks are just enough to qualify this DB for a potential DB of the week award.. Let us know what you think. Who do you think has the biggest DB potential?  Is he really capable of " dere-lick(ing) his own balls?"

DB Zoolander Wannabe

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Sometimes even the most lovely people have DB moments

Please note these jeans actually belong to Cora, Aged 21, size  00.  Now you'd think that if one were to blow 350 euros on a pair of jeans, that you would be conscience enough to NOT spill on them, one.  Two,  take note, that when one wears jeans this tight you loose the ability to register when your bladder has had enough, therefore peeing par tout, ( everywhere that is) is inevitable.  Make sure that if you try this your outside, and not in the flat of your friends PARENTS.  Best part of all, he is blissfully unaware of the events that have just transpired on and below his pants.

Thank you Mr. DB Pantaloons.

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Welcoming you to the world of DB's

The notion of a DB blog for us was inevitable.  Throughout the summer months of Paris, DB's and non DB's alike ( like ourselves haha sometimes ) flock to the open gardens of Bagatelle.   Here is one of our quintessential examples of a DB

Mr. DB Bagatelle

Please note the exposed boxers, that he has kept in his closet sincelycee ( middle school).

Pants of course are held up by an Hermes belt which without, no Parisian outfit would be complete .   The shirt we must add was most likely purchased at Kiliwatch for three times its actual value, but seems to have lost its original purpose as a shirt to cover anything we might not want to see.  The best part about our Bagatelle DB is that he is proud of his " I'm not a prolo but I kinda wanna look like one" image.   

P.S. We have a slight inclination that the girl laughing next to you is not laughing at one of your jokes.

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